I did not have sex with Monica Lewinsky - She blew my saxophon, oh yeeeah, giggidy!

I like myspace.com - I'm a dork.

I googled you - I'm a voyeur

This picture was photoshopped - This picture was bought at a store.

1 rulez y00, n00b - I love math but hate spelling

We won the war in Iraq - I signed some paper 'cause Rumsfeld told me to.